Thursday, July 03, 2008
A Story
Here is a madlibs-style story produced with input from Mikee while hanging out at Kate's place in Montreal after a delicious brunch of scrambled egg omelette stuff (which I didn't eat due to the egginess but I hear merited top marks) and toast and homemade very scrumptious chai tea. No, I don't think there was anything fishy in the food.
Once upon a time there was a chair with very big, quickly moving elephant occupants. The elephants loved to pout at each other, and did so at every opportunity. One day, the lead elephant decided it was time to throw up. He had not done so in 12 years. He wasn't sure how to begin. The most joyful elephant suggested that he crouch down and shout "wow" at the top of his lungs. The wonkiest elephant thought it would be better to boil some spaghetti in a picnic basket and inhale the resulting vapours. Jack Daniels, the lead elephant decided to try both. He put on his bright red stiletto high heels and hopped a plane to the Florida Keys, well-known for their curly pasta and dinky picnic baskets. Bitterly, he collected the ingredients for his vomit-inducing potions at the finest shops in town. The herd then returned to their hammocks in the forest and prepared a fire in the nearby cave. Unfortunately, the picnic bakest's velour lining caught fire before the spaghetti-water came to a boil. All of the elephants began to fart uncontrolably as they were overcome by the resulting smoke. Then they died. The end.
Here is a very horrible web translation into French (yes, we are bored and finding ways to amuse ourselves):
Once upon a time there was a chair with very big, quickly moving elephant occupants. The elephants loved to pout at each other, and did so at every opportunity. One day, the lead elephant decided it was time to throw up. He had not done so in 12 years. He wasn't sure how to begin. The most joyful elephant suggested that he crouch down and shout "wow" at the top of his lungs. The wonkiest elephant thought it would be better to boil some spaghetti in a picnic basket and inhale the resulting vapours. Jack Daniels, the lead elephant decided to try both. He put on his bright red stiletto high heels and hopped a plane to the Florida Keys, well-known for their curly pasta and dinky picnic baskets. Bitterly, he collected the ingredients for his vomit-inducing potions at the finest shops in town. The herd then returned to their hammocks in the forest and prepared a fire in the nearby cave. Unfortunately, the picnic bakest's velour lining caught fire before the spaghetti-water came to a boil. All of the elephants began to fart uncontrolably as they were overcome by the resulting smoke. Then they died. The end.
Here is a very horrible web translation into French (yes, we are bored and finding ways to amuse ourselves):
Il était une fois il y avait une chaise avec de très grandes, d'éléphants se déplacent rapidement les occupants. Les éléphants aimé tacaud à l'autre, et il l'a fait à chaque occasion. Un jour, la tête d'éléphant a décidé qu'il était temps de jeter. Il ne l'a pas fait en 12 ans. Il n'est pas sûr comment commencer. Le plus joyeux des éléphants a suggéré qu'il s'accroupir et crient: "wow" en haut de ses poumons. L'éléphant wonkiest pensé qu'il serait préférable de faire bouillir quelques spaghettis dans un panier pique-nique et inhaler les vapeurs. Jack Daniels, chef de file des éléphants a décidé d'essayer les deux. Il a mis son rouge vif stiletto hauts talons et houblonnée un avion pour les Florida Keys, bien connus pour leur bouclés dinky pâtes et paniers de pique-nique. Amèrement, il a recueilli les ingrédients pour son vomi-potions à inciter les meilleurs magasins de la ville. Le troupeau est ensuite retourné à leurs hamacs dans la forêt et a préparé un feu dans la grotte à proximité. Malheureusement, le panier du pique-nique garnitures de velours a pris feu avant de les spaghetti-eau est venue à ébullition. Tous les éléphants ont commencé à fart de façon incontrôlable comme elles ont été surmontées par les fumées. Ensuite, ils sont morts. La fin.
Bonne Journee!
kat
Bonne Journee!
kat
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